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BrooklynBrett

Age/Gender: 25, Male
Location: Brooklyn, NYC
Job: Radio

I like Orangina. I work for one of the major networks. I like Babybel cheese. I have a website. Your mom = hot sex.

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6/13/01

Level: 29
Aura: Light

Rank: Police Sergeant
Blams: 790
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Rank #: 6,028

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 8,940 / 9,340
Exp. Rank #: 1,045
Voting Pow.: 7.04 votes

BBS Posts: 3,756 (1.43 per day)
Flash Reviews: 218
Music Reviews: 4
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Uh-oh...

Posted by BrooklynBrett Apr. 28, 2008 @ 1:10 PM EDT

Evark and Zerok for Bigbadron in '08!

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Regarding my webpage

Posted by BrooklynBrett Apr. 22, 2008 @ 6:32 PM EDT

In a list of topics currently on the board like:

"Is Spongebob gay?"
"Show NG your room"
and
"Farting%u25BA%u20 3A"

The infinitely-wise moderators of this forum decided that MY thread... you know, the one that 95% of posters LOVED... should earn me a ban. No, they didn't delete or lock the thread. It's still open. The supposed offense is still there in prior form.

They just banned me for making a post that was well-liked.

Shit! Sorry, mods. Maybe next time I'll aim for: "Farting%u25BA%u20 3A".

And mods, please go on considering yourselves above mockery. You're hiding behind the rules when I'm clearly not violating them. A thread goes on the forum that everyone loves, and for whatever reason, you can't deal with it.

Enjoy the psyche "degrees" and IT "jobs".

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Tu madre

Posted by BrooklynBrett Apr. 16, 2008 @ 8:08 PM EDT

Guys...

I just gotta let you know. I hate your mom!

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Al Gore

Posted by BrooklynBrett Apr. 11, 2008 @ 9:42 AM EDT

I can't make a blank news post.

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God who?

Posted by BrooklynBrett Apr. 2, 2008 @ 11:22 AM EDT

Just in case you didn't know, God's last name is Sanchez.

God Sanchez

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Diabeetus.

Posted by BrooklynBrett Mar. 26, 2008 @ 7:29 PM EDT

Help Wilford Brimley "punch diabeetus in the balls".

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You. Click this.

Posted by BrooklynBrett Mar. 23, 2008 @ 3:59 PM EDT
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Oh no! HEY!

Posted by BrooklynBrett Mar. 20, 2008 @ 8:48 AM EDT

My sandwich!

Wha- who... Who the fuck took my sandwich!?

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The Website

Posted by BrooklynBrett Mar. 17, 2008 @ 1:36 PM EDT

What's new at typewriterbrett.com?

1) My sex tape featuring your mom.
2) This sweet ass t-shirt.

Take a visit, lil' cowgirl!

Brett & His Typewriter

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