BrooklynBrett's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Africa Dudes]

I did not enjoy this.

Africans don't have Jamaican accents or rattle snakes.

They also have more humor and don't drone on for half an hour, assuming we'll remain entertained because OGM U DID TANK GUYZ.

[Drunk Science]

Right.

There aren't any penguins at the north pole. This is a joke from about 5 internet years ago.

[Tourettes T-rex]

This makes - NO GODDAMNED SENSE.

Tourettes isn't having bad things happen to you and getting angry. It's involuntary tics. This couldn't have been planned out worse.

The scenes weren't funny, the sounds were bad, the animation was awful. And you used that goddamned "oh-now-i'm-done-with-this-scene-so-i 'll-connect-it-to-the-next-with-stati c" effect.

Jesus Christ. This movie is just insulting to everyone who sees it.

[PoLOLitics]

Well...

Just curious if you've ever - in your life - seen a sign that read 5.00$?

It's really outrageous to ruin what was a fairly insightful movie with the absolute dumbest typographical error a person can make.

The devil is in the details, and you really screwed it up. Apparently, by ignoring the 300 signs a day you see that show the dollar sign BEFORE the amount.

Good animation, fun idea, great ending. Very good. Just do 30 seconds of copy editing, please?

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

I once saw a snow sport center where everything was 5.00$.
/Rocko reference.

But seriously yes, yes I have.

[Metal Gear Life Alarm]

Hmmm, halfway there.

Great concept, good animation, good timing, and script...

but terrible voice acting. I really liked it, but if the Colonel hadn't just sounded like a scratchy version of all other voices, it would have been better. Shop around a little, and this would have been a nine.

However, great work on this one. You carried the jokes out well, timed them well, and referenced the old commercials well. A very good job.

mrnihil responds:

i refuse to shop around. every cartoon i make will feature these exact voices from now on.

[Awesome Video Games Ep22]

A lot of work...

and very few jokes.

The shakey camera has gotten VERY, VERY, VERY old. Your writing is stale, your ideas are gone, and now the quirky annoying things are just by themselves, still very annoying.

[Blood Type]

Good effort, just not followed through.

Spelling things incorrectly is a HUGE no-no for a competition. You did a lot of work, did a lot of very good work... but the fact that you couldn't just paste your script into Microsoft Word shows a lack of follow through.

I'm not even disappointed in the fact that the quality worsened throughout. It's just that the most obvious details slipped through the cracks. It's a good project with a good story. You really deserve decent marks for this. It's just that it could have been great, and it looked sloppy instead.

[Lolcat History (Part 1/6)]

What am I missing here?

The introductory audio was almost inaudible. Maybe I missed something there?

It just seems that you're trying to cash in on someone else's (old) joke. I know you can't just give a story away in the first 5 seconds, but who is this cat, and why do I care to watch him? The movie went incredibly slowly, and didn't reward my patience. The voice acting was AWFUL and dry. I hope you don't have all 6 of these done already. If they're anything alike, they'll need more work.

[The English Paper]

How deep!

He had a paper assigned, and he got it in on time.

GodDAMN that's one fascinating plot. Next movie, maybe we can see you eating a sandwich successfully?

The animation was above-average. It showed good wok, and good attention to detail. The characters were emotive and their motivations well-portrayed. Too much time was spent showing the kid at his desk in several hues, but whatever. You had that kickass plot to relate, right? Haha

Not bad work animating, just not entertaining in the least. This just wasn't a good story.

[The One Layer Collab]

Not a chance.

Did you all just get together and say "Let's make a collab... but make it worse than the usual ones."?

That was seriously horrible. If you're going to put an impressive limit on it as in the single layer, at least have something impressive to show for it. The majority of these animations were awful.

I'd suggest cutting out half the artists who are only morphing colored lines through several frames, and concentrating on the work of people doing actually interesting things. This really was a huge disappointment. Somewhere along this process, someone needed to point out that half of this was garbage.