BrooklynBrett's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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oh boy!

hey look! another stupid kid joined up with other stupid kids via the internet and made a little club for themselves! using ASCII characters, they have declared themselves to be cool! is anyone caring?

[Karma Ghost]

will stamper was the last person...

to review this movie. that punk makes me sick. therefore, i'm removing his review.... bye, will... by the way, this movie is great!

[BEEBO Part 1]

MAKE MORE BEEBO DAMNIT!

I WANT MORE BEEBO. NO AFRICAN COP! MORE BEEBO, DAMN IT!

[BEEBO Part 2]

MAKE MORE BEEBO!

MAKE MORE BEEBO DAMN IT!

[Mystic Island 3]

i haven't actually watched this movie yet

but it said that i should be the first to review this movie, so i am. if you don't like the fact that i'm reviewing without watching, you can SUCK IT! i gave the movie a frickin 10, so get the heck over it.

[osama the afghan man]

OSAMA IS SAUDI, STUPID

yeah, that's right... good thinking, moron, but osama bin laden is not afghani... he's saudi arabian. so, there goes the whole point, huh? besides the fact that this movie is stupid?

[Bomb the church]

what the heck was that?

a "church" that could be animated in 15 seconds and an earthshaker missle from descent 2. how wonderfully imaginative... of course, opponents of the Church such as your self are only moronic enough to create such garbage. your flash sucks, you're not so bright, and i can't begin to describe how sad i feel for your idiocy.

[Broken Saints Chapter 2]

What a disappointment

What the heck? Was that supposed to be artistic? The ridiculously hashed "poetic" words at the beginning made me laugh. What is this, junior high poetry class? Ooh! Artsy shit! Wow, it looks like SOMEONE knows how to use a scanner. Am I supposed to grasp some vague nihilistic sense of reality from this "movie"? All your poetical idiocy and little quasi-anime scanned sketches made for one severely lacking movie. Oh! I suppose I'm supposed to be impressed with the hacker talk in there? Or am I supposed to wow at your completely vague and ridiculous grasp of reality? And what the FUCK was that about buildings "copulating with the stars"? That's not artistic, asswipe, that's moronic.

[Old Fart Tales]

Incredible.

Not many movies cause me to burst out laughing like this one did. 99% of the humor in a movie is how it builds up to the final punch line. The artistic style, the sound effects, the black and white, and all the seriousness just cause the sandwich joke (which would be dumb by itself) to suddenly become hilarious! Excellent work! You're my favorite newgrounds artist... PLEASE, MORE!

[College University pt 3-3]

What a waste

excellent animation, but that was THE most retarded plot i've ever seen... study the idiots anonymous series for actualy humor, because college university is RETARDED