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not AGAIN. =(

this is pretty typical of newgrounds.... someone who has decent artistic skills spells like a moron. the "batcholer"? you seriously don't know how to spell bachelor? buddy, if you suck that bad at spelling.... LOOK THE DAMN WORDS UP. you obviously spent a lot of time animating this quite well, so why make it look shitty with spelling that a junior high retard could match?

ElijahTheSane responds:

egads, you people go nuts over a little typo, if you notice it was only misspelled in the title(just fixed it), inside the movie it is spelled correctly

oh boy :-\

kid, you're like edgar allen poe on a bottle of ritalin. seriously, snap out of it. nothing you could have gone through is THAT damn depressing. "the pain on the inside that can hurt worse than anything else..."? seriously, go out in the sun for a bit and quit pitying yourself.

Affinitia responds:

Edgar Allen Poe is brilliant, it is an honor to be compared to him. Although I do not take any drugs, not ritalin, not weed, not speed, i do not believe in drugs of any kind, unless they are used for only medical purposes. You are probably a little preppy rich boy that has no comprehension of pain. And the only person I pity is you, you are most likely a lucky person, with a lot going for you... but one thing you have never expierenced is the emotional pain and damage of losing a close loved one, or losing yourself in the pain... one thing is for sure, life goes on... do not dwell on anything, live on and go strong, for if you dwell you will forget the true meaning of life.... living.

*stands up and applauds*

yes yes yes! artistic, intruiging, grotesque, everything! newgrounds is in dire need of artists like you. everything from the music to the whole carnie theme was great! (hey, which was the artist of the last song?) anyway.. thank you!

cocklesby responds:

Thanks. That last song was 'In Our Gun' by Gomez.

oh geez...

no i don't have ADD... but i'm sure as hell not gonna let you call me unartistic for not finding inner turmoil in that. listen, dick. you drew about three total pictures (poorly), and had text float across the screen to some emotional music. whoopdy-fucking-doo. just because you found some vapid, ridiculous meaning out of it does not make it art, and it sure as hell does not give you the right to look down on people who don't see this shit as art.

hell, i can write like that:
the ridiculous self-absorbed author...
created a piece of flash...
its a masterpiece, he thought...
but alas, those with crainial capacity saw through his plan...
and it was determined...
to suck.

Archaos responds:

I have seen alot of people bash many good flash movies because there wasn't enough blood or flashing colors so I put that up so people that aren't interested in this type of movie can skip it.
I'm not trying to come off as a creator of high art here. If you had seen any of my other stuff you would know that. I'm sorry you didn't like it.

With that said, you need to calm down and not get your panties in a bunch over something so inconsequential. When did I claim this was art and when did I claim people who didn't like it are "unartistic"? (nice made-up word) And yeah, I reserve the right to look down on people who don't give things a chance unless they have enough explosions. I hope one day to have the "cranium capacity" you do. Not sure how a bigger skull means you're smarter though, but good luck with that.

well yay...

except for the portal does not have 50,000 movies.

Total Portal Entries:
17,560

yeah, there have been over 50,000 submissions... but who cares?

z3n responds:

17,560? That number is constantly in flux, up and down, because there are new submission, but there are also BLAMs. No, the number of 50,000 submissions is a milestone.

uhm

it was okay... but hey dipshit... why the hell would an insurance company try to sell someone insurance knowing full well that they were going to die? it WAS funny, though

Apeman505 responds:

Well, think about it. The incentive to buy insurance is so that they won't blow your stuff up, but Naught's just an idiot and can't suppress his evil desire to KILL!!!! Don't worry, I've thought it out. Thanks for watching!!!!

well, let's see....

you suck, and this movie sucked worse than my stuff.... surprising isn't it? yeah, you blow. bye, asshole.

Radam responds:

This sucked worse than your shit? This isn't "Final Task," but I've got animation, button click and rollover graphics, and a randomizer. Where's your competition?

I've checked your shit out, and it's all one frame; possibly with sound, possibly without. The only exception is your lowgrade "Kilia" production, which centers around a shriveled penis photo that, for whatever reason, you just had ready to go.

In the end, what do we learn? Thorfalcon shoots his mouth off when he can't back it up, and the only thing he'll work for is dick.

hmm...

it obviously took a lot of work, so i really don't want to diss it... but i just didn't find anything funny about it... sorry :(... i'll still give you a 4 for your effort, though.

anuthruhoh responds:

People have been telling me what it was missing. I'm trying harder with my next one. I'm scratching this whole 'Dumbasses' idea. It's almost finished. Thanks for the input!

hmm...

how would you like to be known as the guy that wears fingernail polish?

Frank2982 responds:

Hmm... I dunno, how would you like to be known as the Flaming Homosexual that visits NG?

oh boy.

Where do I begin? This looks like a Kirby meets Pacman meets retarded anime meets Rob Zombie meets fantazy RPG meets the retarded club. Seriously, do you have a life, or do you just create ridiculous little cartoon worlds with Indian-sounding names like KaabiiMusha? My baby sister has moved beyond the point of creating little worlds like that, so why haven't you? Oh, and its REALLY hard to take it seriously... Kiddie cartoons flying around to Rob Zombie in the background? Come on! I'd give this movie a 1 just for the fact that Rob Zombie has no talent... but neither do you, so here's your zero.

Kirby-Warrior responds:

Ah, how kind you are....of course if you had any knowledge at all then maybe you wouldn't have watched the damn thing if it sounded bad to ya. Now come on, we all gotta be smart enough to relize KaabiiMusha is Japanese, not Indian, but then again...someone who lives a bum-like life like you wouldn't know that, now would they? Everyone has something called common sense....so why don't you use it, jackass?

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