BrooklynBrett's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Frank and OC talk]

lol!

damn it frank! why was i laughing at that? i gotta admit man, your catchprase is funny. :)

[Parody of Se7en]

Excellent!

This is seriously what the portal needs more of... Intelligent, well-done satire. (yes, the kind that i don't have the talent for! ;) ) Frank, seriously, bud. This was great. Hell, I didn't even know I was british! But seriously, the dialogue was what really made this movie. Wow, man... that's a talent you really should employ like this more often. Okay, this has all been random so far, so I'll break it down... Your talent is really improving, man... Most portal movies have nothing... Some excel by having good graphics and stupid content (see the broken saints series)... Some have good graphics and good content without any brains (see the latest Joe Zombie). But this had decent graphics, intelligent humor, and excellent dialogue.

Touche, man. Very, VERY nice!

[Eddy Apple]

*stands up and applauds*

yes yes yes! artistic, intruiging, grotesque, everything! newgrounds is in dire need of artists like you. everything from the music to the whole carnie theme was great! (hey, which was the artist of the last song?) anyway.. thank you!

cocklesby responds:

Thanks. That last song was 'In Our Gun' by Gomez.

[Lux Aeterna]

oh geez...

no i don't have ADD... but i'm sure as hell not gonna let you call me unartistic for not finding inner turmoil in that. listen, dick. you drew about three total pictures (poorly), and had text float across the screen to some emotional music. whoopdy-fucking-doo. just because you found some vapid, ridiculous meaning out of it does not make it art, and it sure as hell does not give you the right to look down on people who don't see this shit as art.

hell, i can write like that:
the ridiculous self-absorbed author...
created a piece of flash...
its a masterpiece, he thought...
but alas, those with crainial capacity saw through his plan...
and it was determined...
to suck.

Archaos responds:

I have seen alot of people bash many good flash movies because there wasn't enough blood or flashing colors so I put that up so people that aren't interested in this type of movie can skip it.
I'm not trying to come off as a creator of high art here. If you had seen any of my other stuff you would know that. I'm sorry you didn't like it.

With that said, you need to calm down and not get your panties in a bunch over something so inconsequential. When did I claim this was art and when did I claim people who didn't like it are "unartistic"? (nice made-up word) And yeah, I reserve the right to look down on people who don't give things a chance unless they have enough explosions. I hope one day to have the "cranium capacity" you do. Not sure how a bigger skull means you're smarter though, but good luck with that.

[Newgrounds Logo ep.07]

well yay...

except for the portal does not have 50,000 movies.

Total Portal Entries:
17,560

yeah, there have been over 50,000 submissions... but who cares?

z3n responds:

17,560? That number is constantly in flux, up and down, because there are new submission, but there are also BLAMs. No, the number of 50,000 submissions is a milestone.

[Hippo Goes to the Bank]

uh...

first of all, those games aren't worth PLAYING, much less making OTHER games about. that really really sucked. the content was just awful.

[Peace in the Middle East]

...

after "ponderance"?

[Orbital Debris]

uhh.

right... a HISTORY project on the dangers of orbital debris?! what the hell? i better watch out for those orbital debris... because its historical... or something. needless to say, no plot here.

[Chronicles of Joe Prequel]

uhm

it was okay... but hey dipshit... why the hell would an insurance company try to sell someone insurance knowing full well that they were going to die? it WAS funny, though

Apeman505 responds:

Well, think about it. The incentive to buy insurance is so that they won't blow your stuff up, but Naught's just an idiot and can't suppress his evil desire to KILL!!!! Don't worry, I've thought it out. Thanks for watching!!!!

[Death Of CranberryClock]

uh

that was a cranberry? first of all, it sucked, second of all, that must be the 300th movie in NG to be "so and so clock's dead"... get something new, buttwipe.