BrooklynBrett's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dead Dude]

barbiedeluxe.....

you are the perfect example of computer-wise morons on the internet. you can create a nice work of flash, but you're too stupid to compile a fully coherent sentence. i mean, good grief, retard! your description of your very own movie makes no sense! you wrote this: "Hello this portal submision since i went to a class for flash..." so anyway, nice flash, but you're a moron

["From my Room"]

Don't you hate it when....

Don't you hate it when people attack the quality of your movie using words that they spell incorrectly? Its like, "Just how artsy ARE you, moron?" So, with the disclaimer that I'm not quite an art critic, I give this: Beautiful work. Smooth animation combined with incredibly timed animation to music work. I didn't quite ascertain a plot, but I guess for a first work (if that's what it was) it isn't necessary to get your name out with a plot when the animation was that good. Great job.

[Stick It!]

uhm, it was okay

good short little creation. everyone's seen the thing where after a long, fast battle, the characters fall to pieces, though.. not too creative, but it was still fun to watch

[Freestyler breakdanse 1!]

dude, its breakdanCe! you don't spell dance...

with an S! instead of wasting your time making movies like this without any tweening at all, look up the fricken TITLE of your movie in a dictionary so that you don't freaking spell DANCE wrong... dude, i'm sorry, but come ON!

[Wheelman trailer]

i haven't watched the movie yet...

but i wrote its 100th review. so there.

[Hyakugojyuuichi!!]

that was frightening

i have no idea what that was about. was that japanese? okay, i'm freaked out now.

[Moonstruck]

FINALLY, art on the portal!

dude, please please please tell me where you got that music! it was beautiful... excellent work, though... fine art on the portal! who'd have thought?! it leaves you thinking... the interpretation could go a million ways... what did he leave behind/etc... very intriguing, and PLEASE tell me the source for your audio...

[The Sad Native]

wow...

dude, i'm not sure what that was about, but there was something almost powerful about that guy... dang, i actually felt sorry for a cartoon... a million people killed on other cartoons in the portal, and i just laugh... but when his axehead fell off? ohhhh, dang i felt horrible! how weird... great job, man, very interesting and original

[Tom Green vs. DK Project]

don't you hate it when...

don't you hate it when you spend countless hours drawing EXCELLENT pictures, and your plot SUCKS? dude, the mario twins was drawn in about 1/20th the time that yours was, i'll wager, and that at least illicits a smile out of people. are we really supposed to laugh at tom green repeating three lines over and over and over, and then having his head pop off? excellent art, but spend just 30 minutes less on art next time, and put it into plot production... i promise you'll have better results.

[Mario Twins (official)]

If you spend hours on the NES like i did...

you'll love it... very nostalgic. the toilet scene was kind of... uhm.... out of place? but when the crap landed on the cats head, i couldn't help but laugh with the guy that was singing... the drums weren't bad either....

overall, a great effort for a 1st portal entry, but i hope you realize that work could be done :)